The Headmistress Ritual Kinky Crossword

Welcome to our new occasional Kinky Crossword series. Not quite as taxing at the ones you might see in The Times, we must admit, but they'll hopefully have you scratching your head for a little while.

Clues follow standard cryptic crossword rules - we're nowhere near clever enough to make all of the clues thematic but our general advice would be to "think kink."

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Kinky Crossword #1

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Across

1
Bridge royals for something that we all love. (9)
6
Connection loses wattage resulting in anger. (3)
7
Let this out of the bag for a whipping. (3)
8
Knowledge, you and I have on English language in New York, really. (9)
11
Colour given to cheeky cheeks. (3)
12
Goddess loses her head for a long time. (3)
13
Paradoxically, a skirt might be lifted in order to do this. (5,4)

Down

1
Birches do it, bees do it. (5)
2
Article on weekend. You should hold your mistress in this. (3)
3
Two families and a letter in a non- vanilla state. (9)
4
Pleasant about hydrogen. Spanking's often labelled this way. (5)
5
After a couple of 1s you may not be able to do this for a week. (3)
9
Naked but with gravity. Hint, hint! (5)
10
Bring drug into story of desire. (5)
11
Old measure shouldn't be spared. (3)
12
Topless construction toy is part of the mind. (3)

Crossword code created by Crossword Compiler.

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